Santana’s objects of affection:

• Shrubtana
• Stixtana (how is this even a ship IDEK)
• Sannequin
• Santanapkin

Those are the four main ones. The last two are so midgame it hurts and Stixtana will sink as soon as its shippers realise how revolting it is.

Edit:

• Santana / Nail File
• Santana / Mirror

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   Methinks our lovely Santana is exploring the wonderful world of objectum sexuality.

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