#omg  #submission  

bubbletrbl submitted:

uhm, i wrote a fic for a friend with shrubtana in it :) hope you dont kill me for it 

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I looked at her dancing around so beautifully in the garden. This was her usual routine when something  good happened in school.
Finally it was my turn to see this, I loved seeing her dance, smile and sing.

She took two of my branches in her arms and danced a litte.
“Guess what boo?! I just joined this new glee club in school, I am finally a star! No more backvocals for Santana Lopez! Oh no, front stage baby! “

She danced more, I hadn’t seen her that happy since she got named captain of the Cheerios.
“That´s great Santana. I always knew  you were a star.” My branches surrounded her like a hug and she just let go and kind of fell behind in to our weird little hug.

We had learned dealing with those obstacles and we functioned perfectly together. I counted down the hours until I could see her again. When she went to school, meet up with her friends, competitions or to sleep she always had a little part of me with her.

A small branch which had fallen off one day when we hugged for the first time, she still kept it.

She left my embrace and went to get the water pot and drizzled over me. I loved it, this was her way to show affection, in Lima Heights there wasn’t much room to have nice things so she took care of me.
I love her for that. Actually… I love her for so much more. She is everything a shrub could wish for! She is perfect.

“I love you shrub” She put the water pot down and smiled at me, that genuine smile that she doesn’t show unless performing usually.

“I love you Santana. I love you so much, please… never leave me.”  She took one of my lower branches in her hand as she lay on the grass next to me.
“What makes you say that Shrub? Remember? You and me forever and ever. We made that promise.”

I sighed a little. “ I know Santana. I just feel… I just feel, that one day you will actually be a big superstar and leave Lima Heights and go to LA! …and I will still be here. In your parents garden in Lima Height.”

She stood up and hugged me. “ Boo, that will never happen, ofcourse  I will go to LA and be super famous, but you always believed in me! Even when no one did. So i´ll take you with me to LA. Shrub you´ll get to see more then this poor excuse of an garden in Lima Heights, I promise.”
Then she kissed one of the leaves and I felt a warm feeling down in the roots.

She suddenly ran inside and back outside with her schoolbag. “I have homework,  couch Sylvester is breathing down my neck about passing math.” I chuckled at her as she pulled out her school stuff and sat down against me.

“Need some help Santana?” She just nodded as she read through the instructions. I couldn’t control myself and stroke a little bit over her hair as I read through her mathhomework

She didn’t seem to mind.

This is what I loved. That we could just spend all day together, I wish that she didn’t have to go inside when the night time came. I felt so alone then.

But I shook those thoughts off me and continued to focus on the present. Where it´s just me, Santana and math.

She closed her homework and sighed. “I don’t get it boo. Let´s just hope that you got right.” She smiled at me and I let one of my leaves stroke her lips. She leaned back and sang a little tune while she fell asleep. I love moments like these.

wow this is perfect *____*

#shrubtana  #beautiful  #submission  

nicolesoul submitted:

shrub feels

#'this is where the dream begins' are you joking  #i will cry  #submission  #shrubtana  

outlandishrumor submitted:

i made this a while back

#sebastian smyth  #i um ok  #submission  

“aaaaah quinn i am the vrigin” cries out kurt while he twists his died pink streak of hair in his fingers

“then have sex with boy dudes” says quinn inhaling air from her crack cigarette

“no because boy dudes inexplicably dont want all up on this jelly” kurt is still twisting his bright pink hair also he has snakebites or an eyebrow pircing

“well that is just a shame your jelly looks tasty” quinn says

“quinn lets do sex and i will be no more the virgin” kurt says

“but kurt you are the gay and popular opinion on this au is that i am too” quinn replies

“i don’t care because even au nerdblaine or au sebastian or au sam won’t get all up on my lovely lady lumps” kurt cries

“ok kurt i’ll sex but dont get me pregnant because i’ve read that fic before”

“ok”

kurt puts his tonue in quinn’s mouth

quinn kisses all up on kurt’s face

“AAAALLGLALALALGH” says quinn

“aggggalaglaglagl” says kurt

they do sex

“thank you quinn i am gay again” kurt says twisting the bright pink strand of hair on his head

“no problem kurt if i am pregnant i will punch you in the throat”

the end

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hot kuinn smut for awesome blogger gleetroll

This is actually the hottest thing ever my favourite part is when he says ‘aggggalaglaglagl’!!!

#fic rec  #submission  #skank!kurt  

Just A Dream

Just the whisper of leaves brushing together. That’s all Santana can hear. She’s outside Breadstix, but it’s not open. Maybe it’s after closing, or perhaps it’s Sunday night? Santana can’t seem to think properly with that damn moving leaves sound invading her consciousness every few seconds.

She wanders around the building, looking for the source of the disturbance. “I’m over here,“The leaves whisper. But wait, they’re more than leaves. There’s a whole person-shaped shrub standing there. Seeing the being in person excites Santana more than she thought it would. Suddenly, the “Sh sh” sound wasn’t annoying— it was alluring. 

“Oh, sweetheart, can I— can I touch you?” Santana whispers, as if the shrub would run away if startled. 

“Please do,” the shrub whines. Santana surges forward with lips puckered and hands searching. She feels velvety  leaves against her skin and scratching twigs under her palms. She moans as a smooth leaf slides between her legs.

Santana awakes with a start and cold fluid in her panties. “What the hell was that?” she wonders aloud. 

“Sanny, come back to bed,” her lover, a bush, murmurs. 

It was just a dream, Santana thinks. But she can’t help but worry that her dream was caused by a repressed desire for Shrub. You will always love Bush. Right? 

#shrubtana  #ugh shrub vs bush angst  #tbh i ship blush a little  #submission  

klipples:

censored for your survival

#STOP IT GLEETROLL IT HURTS NO WHY

YOU KNOW WHY

#*  #submission  

justanothersentencefragment submitted: 

I was trying to get it to guess gleetroll. I first answered no to this question, then thought better of it and went back to answer yes.

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#if you don't know what this is theres a link in the source but omg screamiung  #submission  

Mike’s secret lover

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#um putting it under a cut because idk  #um what do you tag for ab porn  #but not like pics of abs  #like porn between mike and his abs  #fic rec?  #woW  #submission  

#but WHY would you submit me this  #also where are the fics for this  #oh god bb i love you  #submission